So, me the being the WONDERFUL and prepared teacher that I am... I sit down on Sunday afternoon to prepare for school. Monday, is our Halloween Party, easy day to plan.RIGHT? Every year, (well the past2 years,) We do a Willy Wonka Candy themed party in 5th grade, since we are reading, Willy Wonka by Roald Dahl. We have a golden ticket game and watch the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Sitting there, I realize that I do not have my own personal copy of the movie, so I need to find it. My search begins...
I go to the public library, and ask the librarian, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" Her response, "Yes, but it is checked out right now, Do you want me to reserve it for you?" "Well, I need it for tomorrow, so...no."
So, then I call Wal-Mart, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" His response, "No, but I believe you can order it online." "Well, I need it tomorrow."
I then call K-Mart, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" His response, "I don't believe so, but let me check".....pause...."nope not in the store".
Then I call Mr. Moovies, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" Her response, "No, We only have the one with Johnny Depp." "Shoot, I find that one kind of creepy, we will have to pass."
What the heck people...Why did no one correct me?
I go to the public library, and ask the librarian, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" Her response, "Yes, but it is checked out right now, Do you want me to reserve it for you?" "Well, I need it for tomorrow, so...no."
So, then I call Wal-Mart, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" His response, "No, but I believe you can order it online." "Well, I need it tomorrow."
I then call K-Mart, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" His response, "I don't believe so, but let me check".....pause...."nope not in the store".
Then I call Mr. Moovies, "Do you have the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie with Gene Simmons?" Her response, "No, We only have the one with Johnny Depp." "Shoot, I find that one kind of creepy, we will have to pass."
What the heck people...Why did no one correct me?
This is Gene Simmons.
This is Gene Wilder...who played Willy Wonka.
Does anyone see any resemblance?
Just had this confusion with a Facebook friend, although it was Hackman rather than Simmons. Not quite as bad..
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